Breakfast in Bed (or Burger King)

Okay, I am afraid of clowns, which has always put Burger King higher up on my list of fast foods I'll eat if I have to. This has been the case since I was a kid, except back then my favorite fast food was Red Barn. I digress.... Now that I have seen the commercial where a guy wakes up, and laying next to him is the "Burger King," with a huge plastic head, I'll have to say I'm no longer a fan of things regal! What the "F" people?!?! Waking up to that is supposed to make me run to BK to get a greasy, heart-attack-on-a-bun for breakfast? The ad agency that came up with that must have lost its best people to another firm.
I officially swear my greasy, egg sandwich-eating allegiance to the Dunkin'!